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12th August 2009 #1
Nice and clean.....
Just before the funeral services,
the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it?
Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?'
the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
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12th August 2009 #2
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LOL, good one
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
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12th August 2009 #3
Good one Dom
Jiri & Maricel
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12th August 2009 #4
They stole all the toilets from the Police station.
The cops have nothing to go on.
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