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    Its tough to be old..............

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    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
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    reminds me of this one:


    An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

    When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.

    Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, 'How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?

    'The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.

    A few days later, the wife asked the husband, 'How is our little tribal experiment coming along?'

    'Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he replied.

    'Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?'

    'No, it's turned black.'

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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