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  1. 22nd June 2009 #1
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    The love dress

    THE LOVE DRESS

    A mother stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

    She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

    Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

    'What are you doing?' she asked.

    'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

    ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

    'Love dress? But you're naked!'

    'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

    'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
    romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

    Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

    ' What are you doing?' he asked.

    'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

    'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
    Mark, Cristina & Raffy

  2. 22nd June 2009 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by thejarvs View Post
    THE LOVE DRESS

    'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

    'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
    OUCH, that must have hurt, lol
    bad husband
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"

  3. 22nd June 2009 #3
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    That was so funny!.. Nice one thejarvs
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "

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    naughty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hehehehehehe

    Reminds me of that rabbit hunter joke I know, which will probably get me banned if I post it!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.



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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    hehehehehehe

    Reminds me of that rabbit hunter joke I know, which will probably get me banned if I post it!
    Go on man! You didn't got banned for your previous one
    In worst case it will be just deleted...


    And you as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    hehehehehehe

    Reminds me of that rabbit hunter joke I know, which will probably get me banned if I post it!
    You just love Naughty Humour Nigel!!!

    I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT your name NIGEL is synonymous to NAUGHTY HUMOUR!!!

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    what's the rabbit joke.... oh please... do tell....

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    Good one Mark
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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    hehehehehehe

    Reminds me of that rabbit hunter joke I know, which will probably get me banned if I post it!
    I bet Admin will not ban you, come on tell us the rabbit joke, nigelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


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    Quote Originally Posted by thejarvs View Post
    THE LOVE DRESS

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
    romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

    Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

    ' What are you doing?' he asked.

    'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

    'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...

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