Bent Over For Ten Thou

[nparvus1202]

A man saw a very pretty lady, and since he hasn't had sex for long time he made a suggestion to the woman.

Man: Hey miss, I will put down ten thousand in front of you and when you bent to pick it up, I will step behind you and have sex with you. If you picked up the money and stand up, I will stop and you can go.

Woman: What! Are you crazy! What do you think of me?

Man: I promise I will stop if you stand up.

Woman: (Thinking... mmm I pick up the money and stand up, that only takes 2 seconds, He has no time to lower his pants)
To make sure, she called a friend.

Friend: Go ahead, It takes only 2 seconds to pick the money. After that call me, ok?

Woman: Ok.

2 hours has passed and the friend still waiting for the call.

Finally a call.

Friend: Hey what happened?

Woman: (Crying) That bas**rd!

Friend: He did not give you the money?

Woman: O he set the ten thousand alright, but all in coins, I was bending for two hours!

[Sophie]

A man saw a very pretty lady, and since he hasn't had sex for long time he made a suggestion to the woman.

Man: Hey miss, I will put down ten thousand in front of you and when you bent to pick it up, I will step behind you and have sex with you. If you picked up the money and stand up, I will stop and you can go.

Woman: What! Are you crazy! What do you think of me?

Man: I promise I will stop if you stand up.

Woman: (Thinking... mmm I pick up the money and stand up, that only takes 2 seconds, He has no time to lower his pants)
To make sure, she called a friend.

Friend: Go ahead, It takes only 2 seconds to pick the money. After that call me, ok?

Woman: Ok.

2 hours has passed and the friend still waiting for the call.

Finally a call.

Friend: Hey what happened?

Woman: (Crying) That bas**rd!

Friend: He did not give you the money?

Woman: O he set the ten thousand alright, but all in coins, I was bending for two hours!

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