Put downs.........

[aromulus]

Don't you know that you're depriving a village some where of an idiot?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronouce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

I'm not being rude.You're just insignificant.

I wish I could buy you for what you're worth and sell you for
what you think you're worth.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We are all refreshed and challanged by your unique point of view.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had of you.

It's a thankless job, but you've got a lot of karma to burn.

How about never? Is that good enough for you?

You sound reasonable ~ time to up my medication.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level

I'm really quite busy.

At least I have a positive attitude about my distructive habits.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

[nigel]

My favourite one:

Statistics show that 50% of people masturbate in the shower, and 50% sing in the shower. Do you know what they sing? No we didn't think you would..

[GaryFifer]

Statistics show that 90% of men are right handed so that makes them right w***kers.The rest just did not answer..

Blackadder has the best put downs i think but heres a good list
BBC top 25 put downs