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25th November 2008 #1
golf joke
Two women were playing golf One teed off and watched in horror
as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the
next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to
the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologise. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and
I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal
position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She
gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long
moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken!
Jim.
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26th November 2008 #2
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Nice one Cyril!
BTW - where is this golf course?
Al.
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26th November 2008 #3
Funny..
It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
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