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Missing Husband
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.”
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”
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Originally Posted by amyburple
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.”
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”
awww laughter is the best medicine.... Thanks for posting... Made me laugh
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A policeman is walking around a shopping centre and he spots a very young girl...walking around on her own crying..
"Whats the matter then young girl?" He asks "I lost my daddy!" says the young girl. "Oh don't worry now.." Says the policeman "I'm sure we'll find him, what's your daddy like?" The young girl says "He likes beer and sexy women!"
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Originally Posted by nigel
A policeman is walking around a shopping centre and he spots a very young girl...walking around on her own crying..
"Whats the matter then young girl?" He asks "I lost my daddy!" says the young girl. "Oh don't worry now.." Says the policeman "I'm sure we'll find him, what's your daddy like?" The young girl says "He likes beer and sexy women!"
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