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2nd September 2008 #1
Installing A Husband
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs
such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2 simply crashes the
system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears
6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will
download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -
program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Babe!
Tech SupportThe longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
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3rd September 2008 #2
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nice lines to read...
waaaaahh!!! i can relate to this, was thinking to crash the whole system!! so i could purchase a new one!
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3rd September 2008 #3
lol thats funny.
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3rd September 2008 #4
Divorce 1.0 software is on underground sale 50% discount
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3rd September 2008 #5
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3rd September 2008 #6
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4th September 2008 #7
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5th September 2008 #8
Make sure it's Genuine Licensenot piratedDon't make promises when you are in JOY. Don't reply when you are SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY. Think twice, Act wise. BE happy.
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5th September 2008 #9
does having a blackberry constitute using a mobile call girl and does having a "lap" top really get you in trouble
Live your life for a reason and don't worry be happy
if you don't know where you are going then any road will do!!
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