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efteling
23rd March 2006, 00:22
Married life is full of excitement and frustration.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

ginapeterb
23rd March 2006, 20:30
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(efteling &#064; Mar 22 2006, 11&#58;22 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
Married life is full of excitement and frustration.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

It&#39;s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married&#33;

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
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In answer to this,

A woman worries about the future until she gets married &#33;&#33;

A man never worries about the future until he gets married &#33;&#33;&#33;

Pauldo
23rd March 2006, 20:37
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ginapeterb &#064; Mar 23 2006, 07&#58;30 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
In answer to this,

A woman worries about the future until she gets married &#33;&#33;

A man never worries about the future until he gets married &#33;&#33;&#33;
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A man is not interested in love without sex.

A woman is not interested in sex without love.

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