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Admin
23rd February 2006, 23:09
website designers beware

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Sometimes people designing websites just get carried away and forget
to do a sanity check before going live with their sites...
1) Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
www.whorepresents.com (http://www.whorepresents.com)
2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:
www.expertsexchange.com (http://www.expertsexchange.com)
3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
www.penisland.net (http://www.penisland.net)
4) Need a therapist?
www.therapistfinder.com (http://www.therapistfinder.com)
5) Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com (http://www.molestationnursery.com)
6) Gas central heating anyone?
www.gasheating.co.uk (http://www.gasheating.co.uk)
7) New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up
on-line with Power-Gen?
www.powergenitalia.com (http://www.powergenitalia.com)
Piggy

Eljohno
25th February 2006, 20:46
WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem

2. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

3. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're counting down the days until menopause.

5. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

6. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Eljohno
25th February 2006, 21:03
One Liners

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the chees

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.