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Alan
6th January 2008, 17:56
Hi guys,

I think I can maybe get away with a dirty joke by saying - I do not understand the following - can anyone explain it to me. :D



A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was
washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".



Al.:)

aromulus
6th January 2008, 18:12
:Erm::Erm::Erm:

:doh

:Brick::Brick::Brick:

:NoNo:

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

( You got away with it...Al.........)

eula mackay
6th January 2008, 18:21
thats funny!

nigel
6th January 2008, 22:28
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::cwm12::cwm12::cwm12:

kimmi
7th January 2008, 12:48
Hi guys,

I think I can maybe get away with a dirty joke by saying - I do not understand the following - can anyone explain it to me. :D

Al.:)

:Erm::NoNo::NoNo::omg::cwm24::doh

:Brick::CompBuster::cwm3::Help1::Help1::censored:

walesrob
7th January 2008, 13:57
I vote we send Teach to the Philippines for one year.....and he can leave tomorrow....

kimmi
7th January 2008, 14:06
thats a good recommendation Mod Rob, hope the Admin approve it right away..he he he

fred
7th January 2008, 14:28
Ahh thats right!!
Send him over here for me to deal with eh?

ervenescence
7th January 2008, 16:03
Can anyone explain? :omg:

walesrob
7th January 2008, 16:57
thats a good recommendation Mod Rob, hope the Admin approve it right away..he he he

Well, that could be a problem, as I've sent him away as well, next it will be Pete and joebloggs....;)

gracia143
7th January 2008, 19:12
That's wicked Al! But anyway, happy trip.

Alan
7th January 2008, 20:14
Thank you everyone! :) My next communi. will be from MY HOUSE :D:xxgrinning--00xx3::BouncyHappy:

Also, I would like to treat you all by saying - Drinks are on Keith!!

Al.:8_1_215::Bolt::xxparty-smiley-004:

KeithD
7th January 2008, 20:42
:piss2: Fill yer glasses.......

tommyw
7th January 2008, 21:10
Great joke!!

Mrs.JMajor
15th January 2008, 13:11
:yikes::action-smiley-081::omg::Erm::icon_lol::NoNo::censored: