nigel
28th November 2007, 21:05
Three soldiers return from the falklands war, their General greets them and says "To celebrate our victory, we're going to play a little game! I'll measure one part of your body to another, and whatever that measure's in inches, you'll get in pounds!!"
The first soldier says "Measure from the top of my head to the tip of my toes!" It's 70 inches so he gets 70 pounds!!
The second soldier says "Measure from my left hand to my right hand!" That's 72 inches so he gets 72 pounds!!
The third soldier says "Measure from the top of my dick to my balls!!" The General says "Alright smart ass! Drop your trousers then!...What? Goodness me you've got no balls??!" The soldier says "Yes they're in the Falklands!!":cwm12::Rasp::icon_lol:
The first soldier says "Measure from the top of my head to the tip of my toes!" It's 70 inches so he gets 70 pounds!!
The second soldier says "Measure from my left hand to my right hand!" That's 72 inches so he gets 72 pounds!!
The third soldier says "Measure from the top of my dick to my balls!!" The General says "Alright smart ass! Drop your trousers then!...What? Goodness me you've got no balls??!" The soldier says "Yes they're in the Falklands!!":cwm12::Rasp::icon_lol: