Finally , the guys' side of the story.

[jimeve]

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Jim

[LEAHnew]

:yikes::D:Erm:

[Bridget]

[QUOTE=jimeve;
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Jim[/QUOTE]

:NoNo::yikes:
Sounds he is outside the kulambo :)

[kimmi]

i think too Bridgette, after Jim posted this one I am sure his missus do the gal's side of the story..he he he:)

[Bridget]

When man and woman are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom.

[LEAHnew]

:Dshhh girls he's making PATAWA actually he is BERTING:Rasp::ARsurrender:
Have u heard that song..... sisters?

[kimmi]

Bert tawa marcelo sis?

[LEAHnew]

:icon_lol::icon_lol:No sis u hah funny ka na (sumalangit nawa)yung kumanta ng Charing 1017 I can't google the lyrics yet coz it's new palang I've heard this morning super tawa talaga ako under de saya sis:D

[kimmi]

ok sis I am sorry, I guess I'd better do my research more..he he he

[bigtombowski]

i thought we were supposed to speak english here?

[LEAHnew]

what u want me to translate the underdesaya:yikes: girls help:D

[bigtombowski]

what is undersaya?

huh?

do u not remember keith told everyone to post in english!?

[kimmi]

underdesaya-husbands who always follows what his wife says..

its a term used here in the philippines, since the husband is expected to be the head of the family..he is called "under de saya" when he always say yes to what his wife is saying..

[LEAHnew]

we're in humour section:Rasp::Rasp:How can u find pinoy humuor when it's translated in english:doh

[bigtombowski]

underdesaya-husbands who always follows what his wife says..

its a term used here in the philippines, since the husband is expected to be the head of the family..he is called "under de saya" when he always say yes to what his wife is saying..

ah ok

[bigtombowski]

we're in humour section:Rasp::Rasp:How can u find pinoy humuor when it's translated in english:doh

in PM's :)

[kimmi]

u think u will be an under de saya son?

[Bridget]

:) Ways to please your woman

1.Upon returning home find her first before doing anything else and give her a hug.

2. Ask her, how`s day.

3.Bring her cut flowers as a surprise as well as on special occassions.

4.If she generally makes dinner or if it is her turn and seems she is tired or really busy offer to make dinner.

5.Compliment her on how she looks.

6.Schedule extra time when travelling so she doesn`t need to rush.

7.When your going to be late, call her and let her know.

8.When she talks to you, put down the magazine or turn off the TV and give her your full attention.

9.If she usually washes the dishes occassionally offer to wash the dishes especially if she tired that day.

10.Notice when she is upset and tired and ask what she has to do then offer to help by doing a few of her" to do" items.

11.When you going out, ask her if theres anything she wants you to pick up at the store and remember to pick it up.

12.Call her from work to ask how she is or to share something exciting or just tell her " i love you".

13.Make the bed and clean up the bedroom.

14.Wash before making love or put a cologne if she likes it.

15.Offer her to give a back massage or foot massage.

to be continue.....

[bigtombowski]

u think u will be an under de saya son?

hehe mommi
i think mar and i will have a very equal relationship :D
lol :D

tom

[kimmi]

oh thats really nice post bridgette, hope the guys here can find the humor..he he he

[kimmi]

oh thats great son! i am really proud of u:)

[bigtombowski]

[QUOTE=Bridget;40261]:) Ways to please your woman

QUOTE]

as far as it goes ... although i have never lived with a girl, when mar and i get married, this is actually the picture i had in my head of how i want to be as a husband :)
it's called love and these actions are all wonderful coz they are motivated from love :D

this is how i want to be :D yay

[bigtombowski]

oh thats great son! i am really proud of u:)


thanks mommi

[LEAHnew]

oh let's wait and see kimmi how many YES will Tom said to Mar in a day:D:ARsurrender:

[bigtombowski]

i have been preparing to be the most excellent hubby in the world now for 11 years since i first decided i wanted to marry :) i am only 25 now, but yep, this is who i want to be ... in all the points u mentioned :D

tom

[kimmi]

i already have the picture of my son and mar in mind sis..

i can say that based on my son's posts here i knew a part of him already..and not to mention how much he loved mar..:)

[Bridget]

Contination;

Be understanding when she is late or decides to change her outfit.

Take a short romantic getaways.

Let her see you carry her picture in your wallet and update it from time to time.

Bring her home her favorite pie or dessert.

Leave the bathroom seat down.

Keep the bathroom floor clean and dry after taking a shower.

Do not critisize her family otherwise she will be a Gabriel Silang....!:yikes:

[bigtombowski]

Contination;



again, i am still saying yes to all of these :D


oh and kimmi
thank u mommi for ur lovly words here :D
tom

[joebloggs]

Contination;

Be understanding when she is late or decides to change her outfit.

Take a short romantic getaways.

Let her see you carry her picture in your wallet and update it from time to time.

Bring her home her favorite pie or dessert.

Leave the bathroom seat down.

Keep the bathroom floor clean and dry after taking a shower.

Do not critisize her family otherwise she will be a Gabriel Silang....!:yikes:


:ARsurrender: i've got to do all those thnigs for my wife :yikes:, i'd be like a maid, that why i married my wife, thought she make a good maid and i've not have to pay her :bigcry:

[Bridget]

:ARsurrender: i've got to do all those thnigs for my wife :yikes:, i'd be like a maid, that why i married my wife, thought she make a good maid and i've not have to pay her :bigcry:

:NoNo::NoNo:

[kimmi]

joe i hope ur wife is not at ur back reading as u typed this post..

ure an under de saya now he he he

[Bridget]

Not only under saya Kimmi, he will be outside the kulambo, too.

[kimmi]

i agree bridgette, i'm trying to imagine how joe looks by then..he he he

[Bridget]

i agree bridgette, i'm trying to imagine how joe looks by then..he he he

He will look like this...:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

[jimeve]

underdesaya-husbands who always follows what his wife says..

its a term used here in the philippines, since the husband is expected to be the head of the family..he is called "under de saya" when he always say yes to what his wife is saying..

I think its called under the thumb.:action-smiley-081:

[bigtombowski]

that's the correct ... ENGLISH way to say it :D

lol

tom

[joebloggs]

she does throws things at me now and again :cwm3:, but misses most of the time :D

i'm joking about the maid bit, but i am thinking of geeting a young filipini 17/18 old maid :D to look after the kids :xxgrinning--00xx3:

and no she dosn't come on this forum, well i hope not :yikes:, if she did i would be :cwm3::Cuckoo::cwm24: by now :icon_lol:


oh in a few weeks time, i think we been married 5 yrs or is it 6yrs :Erm:, i'll have to find the marriage cert :D, who would have thought we would have lasted :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[kimmi]

oh i am glad that ure ok Joe and still can post here..:)

Filipina are really domesticated and home body person..

btw, advance happy anniversary to u and wife!
oooppppsss......better check the marriage cert. now or u might greet her the wrong one..he he he

[joebloggs]

i can remember the day and month we got married, but not the year :D, i'm sure shes the same, after knowing each other must be 8 years+, its easy to forget :D, i mean i'm getting old :icon_lol:, well that's my excuse :D

your right about her being 'domesticated and home body person..' i'm going to wake her up early tomoz so she can go up the ladder and paint the window frame, i'm too scared of heights, must be oh 25ft up :cwm24:, shes fearless thou or stupid :yikes: :D,no shes fearless :xxgrinning--00xx3:



oh she laughs alot now at english comedians peter kay, and she just watched al murray and laughed a lot, and shes coming along really well now in her training on poking fun at scousers and southerners :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Alan]

Jim - good post - I would call it an 'equal opps. issue post'

Joe - some good comments :xxgrinning--00xx3:

Keith - I'm AMAZED that you haven't come in on this one yet.:D

Al.:)

[Pepe n Pilar]

Hi Bridget i like your post about "How to Please your Woman".:BouncyHappy::BouncyHappy::BouncyHappy:
For Jim.... very nice one... Keep on posting.:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Bridget]

Hi Bridget i like your post about "How to Please your Woman".:BouncyHappy::BouncyHappy::BouncyHappy:

Thanks itsme_iye. Thats lovely to hear.
Theres more to come....:)

[IainBusby]

:) Ways to please your woman

1.Upon returning home find her first before doing anything else and give her a hug.

2. Ask her, how`s day.

3.Bring her cut flowers as a surprise as well as on special occassions.

4.If she generally makes dinner or if it is her turn and seems she is tired or really busy offer to make dinner.

5.Compliment her on how she looks.

6.Schedule extra time when travelling so she doesn`t need to rush.

7.When your going to be late, call her and let her know.

8.When she talks to you, put down the magazine or turn off the TV and give her your full attention.

9.If she usually washes the dishes occassionally offer to wash the dishes especially if she tired that day.

10.Notice when she is upset and tired and ask what she has to do then offer to help by doing a few of her" to do" items.

11.When you going out, ask her if theres anything she wants you to pick up at the store and remember to pick it up.

12.Call her from work to ask how she is or to share something exciting or just tell her " i love you".

13.Make the bed and clean up the bedroom.

14.Wash before making love or put a cologne if she likes it.

15.Offer her to give a back massage or foot massage.

to be continue.....

When Scheduling "Extra Time" remember this is a filipina and add on in units of not less than 1 day at a time.
Iain.

[IainBusby]

Contination;

Be understanding when she is late or decides to change her outfit.

Take a short romantic getaways.

Let her see you carry her picture in your wallet and update it from time to time.

Bring her home her favorite pie or dessert.

Leave the bathroom seat down.

Keep the bathroom floor clean and dry after taking a shower.

Do not critisize her family otherwise she will be a Gabriel Silang....!:yikes:


I was brought up in a house with 3 brothers and 1 sister and my mum made sure that we always left the toilet seat up. That way, when either my mum or my sister decided to use the toilet, when they put the toilet seat down, they usually found it dry !!!