Dedworth
14th August 2013, 10:08
Shadow immigration minister Chris Bryant has admitted that too many t*ats have been allowed into the Labour Party.
Bryant warned that the party was struggling to cope with a large influx of unskilled politicians who had set up their own Westminster ghetto and were taking jobs from people who might actually get rid of the Tories.
He said: “It’s time for the Labour Party to admit underestimating the effect of letting in hundreds of ......
“It’s starting to feel like it isn’t the Labour Party anymore. Ed Miliband looks like some student union vice president who got into politics to lose his virginity and Harriet Harman is so posh she makes Joanna Lumley look like a Big Brother contestant.
“It’s time to put restrictions on entering the Labour party. From now on people will only be allowed in if they have some experience, however minor, of life outside politics and a genuine desire to be at least marginally different from the Tories.”
Labour will attempt to discourage smarmy political wannabes from joining by hiring a fleet of billboard vans with the message: ‘Don’t join the Labour Party, we’re already full. Of ......’
Bryant added: “This used to be a nice party, but now we’ve been swamped with sharp-suited tossers who only care about being on telly and placating bigoted swing voters who read the Daily Mail unironically.
“Hey wait, this speech is different to the draft version I read last week. Are people ....... with me again?
“It’s OK Chris, be cool, take a deep breath and think.”
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/we-let-in-too-many-.....-says-bryant-2013081478601
Bryant warned that the party was struggling to cope with a large influx of unskilled politicians who had set up their own Westminster ghetto and were taking jobs from people who might actually get rid of the Tories.
He said: “It’s time for the Labour Party to admit underestimating the effect of letting in hundreds of ......
“It’s starting to feel like it isn’t the Labour Party anymore. Ed Miliband looks like some student union vice president who got into politics to lose his virginity and Harriet Harman is so posh she makes Joanna Lumley look like a Big Brother contestant.
“It’s time to put restrictions on entering the Labour party. From now on people will only be allowed in if they have some experience, however minor, of life outside politics and a genuine desire to be at least marginally different from the Tories.”
Labour will attempt to discourage smarmy political wannabes from joining by hiring a fleet of billboard vans with the message: ‘Don’t join the Labour Party, we’re already full. Of ......’
Bryant added: “This used to be a nice party, but now we’ve been swamped with sharp-suited tossers who only care about being on telly and placating bigoted swing voters who read the Daily Mail unironically.
“Hey wait, this speech is different to the draft version I read last week. Are people ....... with me again?
“It’s OK Chris, be cool, take a deep breath and think.”
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/we-let-in-too-many-.....-says-bryant-2013081478601