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walesrob
25th June 2007, 01:53
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anaesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Cheeseburger and chips ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, constable. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.:xxgrinning--00xx3:

fred
25th June 2007, 07:01
I dont think its just a drink thing..
I have trouble articulating some of those words when I`m sober!

KeithD
25th June 2007, 09:32
Never done a No.9 in my life....such a waste....just swallow it again :D

GaryFifer
25th June 2007, 12:16
No I Don't Want A Kebab