jbt
25th November 2006, 00:24
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
*A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
* You never have to clean the toilet.
* You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
*If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
* Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
* You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
* You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
* You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
* You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
* Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
* The remote is yours and yours alone.
* People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
* Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
* You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
:Erm: :rolleyes: :action-smiley-081:
*A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
* You never have to clean the toilet.
* You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
*If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
* Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
* You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
* You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
* You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
* You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
* Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
* The remote is yours and yours alone.
* People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
* Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
* You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
:Erm: :rolleyes: :action-smiley-081: