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jbt
16th November 2006, 20:21
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card

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ervenescence
16th November 2006, 21:19
Oh yeah

And include SHOPPING ( sya* ping*) v. when husband couldn't find or lost their partner in the shopping center, expect them to be in the fitting room trying some clothes on. :Rasp:

jbt
17th November 2006, 00:18
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Oh yeah

And include SHOPPING ( sya* ping*) v. when husband couldn't find or lost their partner in the shopping center, expect them to be in the fitting room trying some clothes on. :Rasp:


and when the husband finally find the partner...he will say 'shock-ing'......my credit balance turns to big 0.....:cwm23: :Brick: Thanks to his partner....

Hunter3513
18th November 2006, 12:19
Oh yeah

And include SHOPPING ( sya* ping*) v. when husband couldn't find or lost their partner in the shopping center, expect them to be in the fitting room trying some clothes on. :Rasp:

haha tell me.