Wanted - Chimney Sweep

[KeithD]

Guaranteed pay well under the minimum wage.
Must have brown skin so the soot doesn't show up as much!
Small preferably, although looking for someone smaller :rolleyes:
Must have previous similar experience. IE Ironing, washing, toilet cleaning, etc
Preferable if applicant speaka da English, but fast headless chicken talk would be OK!
Sense of humor essential.
Whistling while you work, also a bonus :D
Acceptance of the job waives your right to any days off, pension, anything else that may cost me money, and also your soul is mine. :xxgrinning--00xx3:
Thanks for your time, I look forward to being your master.....sorry...employer.

[bornatbirth]

do i get called sooty?

[meandwifey]

i was born for this job :) where do i sign ?

[KeithD]

do i get called sooty?
You don't fit the criteria.....

YOU'RE FIRED

:D

[Sim11UK]

Couldn't you teach your cooking dog to sweep the chimney? He's very talented.

Failing that, I heard Dick van Dyke was out of work. :doh