Todays joke

[Longweekend]

A frog hopped into the local branch of his bank, and said to the cashier (Whose name was Patty Whack) "My father is Mick Jagger and I'd like to arrange a loan please", "yes Sir" said the cashier "What can you offer as collateral?"
"Well, I have this little elephant charm on my key ring"
The cashier said "I'll have to check with the manager, just a moment"
She went to the manager and said "I have a frog outside who says his father is Mick Jagger and wants to arrange a loan, but all he has as collateral is a key ring charm, what good is that, and what is it anyway, what should I do?"
The bank manager said
"It's a nick-nack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan his old mans a Rolling Stone.

[stevewool]

A frog hopped into the local branch of his bank, and said to the cashier (Whose name was Patty Whack) "My father is Mick Jagger and I'd like to arrange a loan please", "yes Sir" said the cashier "What can you offer as collateral?"
"Well, I have this little elephant charm on my key ring"
The cashier said "I'll have to check with the manager, just a moment"
She went to the manager and said "I have a frog outside who says his father is Mick Jagger and wants to arrange a loan, but all he has as collateral is a key ring charm, what good is that, and what is it anyway, what should I do?"
The bank manager said
"It's a nick-nack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan his old mans a Rolling Stone.

I am sure i have heard another version of this joke