A few jokes

[SimonH]

Nice one Simon

Thanks Michael

[stevewool]

I watch a porn film last night,
This woman started w__king off this plumber,then a electrician,a painter then a gardener,
The film was called Jack Off All Trades

[SimonH]

I watch a porn film last night,
This woman started w__king off this plumber,then a electrician,a painter then a gardener,
The film was called Jack Off All Trades

[stevewool]

Despite getting my A level results and getting A,B,B,A, no employer will take a chance on me

[SimonH]

Despite getting my A level results and getting A,B,B,A, no employer will take a chance on me

You probably asked for too much money, money, money

[stevewool]

You probably asked for too much money, money, money

I Do, I Do, I Do I Do

[Amaw2008]

You probably asked for too much money, money, money

You just have to face it, this time you're through.....

[stevewool]

Yesterday while walking in town I saw a sign TURKEY £29, in a butcher's shop,
That's £300 cheaper then Thomas Cook

[stevewool]

Condoms aren't completely safe,
A friend of mine was having sex with his neighbour, but still her husband shot him

[stevewool]

I had to cancel my appointment with the sperm bank the other day.
I phoned them up and said I could not cum

[stevewool]

You probably asked for too much money, money, money

I Do, I Do, I Do I Do

[stevewool]

Paddy says to Mick, I can't remember the name of that film about the Greek gods staring Brad Pitt.
Mick says, TROY,
Paddy says I am but I still can't remember

[Michael Parnham]

Paddy says to Mick, I can't remember the name of that film about the Greek gods staring Brad Pitt.
Mick says, TROY,
Paddy says I am but I still can't remember

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