A car full of Irish Nuns was sitting at traffic lights in Dublin city center, when a car pulls along side of full of rowdy drunks.
Hey,show us yer tits you bloody penguins, one drunk shouted,
So shocked Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary and says, " I dont think they know who we are, show them your cross.
Sister Mary rolls down her window and shouts,
Piss off , ya foukin little wan--ers , before i come over there and rip yer balls off.
Sister Mary then rolls her window up and says to Mother Superior "was that cross enough"