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    Clue #2......Cmon



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Most men do it here


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    Picking his nasal hair out?Getting his wife to do the hard work so she was driving the tricycle?She was running alongside feeding him from a bowl?



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    It's much more simple than that


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    Colouring his grey hair with very dark hair dye while he is driving



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Was he asleep?



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Nope


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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonH View Post
    Most men do it here
    Your joking


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Parnham View Post
    Your joking
    Nope, not sure what you're thinking of Michael


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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonH View Post
    Nope, not sure what you're thinking of Michael
    No, I was thinking this, I'm loving this thread


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    Ahhh, shaving with a cut throat razor


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    You'll be so disappointed when you hear the answer


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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonH View Post
    You'll be so disappointed when you hear the answer
    No, this thread should be kept active even if we get the answers wrong it's still fun


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    Thanks Michael

    I'll think of something else when someone's guessed correctly


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    OK...I know now..
    He stopped his trike in the middle of the road..Got off...Pissed behind a post/tree/Jeep/House/ etc,had a good shake and then began again on his journey...All whilst texting his Girlfriend/Mistress etc.


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    Only missing one vital element Fred

    Feel embarrassed starting this now as the answer is going to be a big disappointment


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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    OK...I know now..
    He stopped his trike in the middle of the road..Got off...Pissed behind a post/tree/Jeep/House/ etc,had a good shake and then began again on his journey...All whilst texting his Girlfriend/Mistress etc.
    And refilled his bladder with red horse/san miguel/ tanduay



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Admired the 2 big hairs protruding from the wart on his cheek?Tried to spread the couple of hairs that exist between his nose and top lip somthey did actually look like a moustache instead of a teenage boys first bum fluff?



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    And refilled his bladder with red horse/san miguel/ tanduay
    ..........Whilst texting his Mum/GF/Mistress?Wife or text mate and having the vulcanising guy repair his puncture in the middle of traffic whilst driver has a Ihi on Simons driver side wheel whilst the passengers ask him for refund..
    There are 100`s of different scenario`s...100% we`ll get there in the end Simon.. Dont you worry!


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    Most men do it ?

    He was lying on his back lighting his farts ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Most men do it ?

    He was lying on his back lighting his farts ?
    I must be in the minority


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    Actually, partially correct Graham


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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonH View Post
    Actually, partially correct Graham
    He was lying on his back under the tricycle fixing/bodging it whilst texting his blah blah with his passengers still inside so as not to give them eligibility to claim fare refund?...


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    Nope, he was lighting a fag. Told you you'd be disappointed.

    Ok slightly easier one to work out......

    A man leaves home for a night on the beer with his mates. Turns the lights out and locks the door, after several too many to stumbles home and goes to bed.
    Wakes up in the morning and has a fry up whilst reading the daily paper, headlines say 300 people died in tragic circumstances.

    Why


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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonH View Post
    Nope, he was lighting a fag. Told you you'd be disappointed.

    Ok slightly easier one to work out......

    A man leaves home for a night on the beer with his mates. Turns the lights out and locks the door, after several too many to stumbles home and goes to bed.
    Wakes up in the morning and has a fry up whilst reading the daily paper, headlines say 300 people died in tragic circumstances.

    Why
    He was doing what??? What like an American Fag?? In the street?
    Never seen that before...Even here.
    Congrats.


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    The bloke was a lighthouse keeper ?


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    Lighting a ciggie anticlimactic I was expecting something much more dramatic would have been better if he was drunk,had just had an argument with his boyfriend (yes he was a bayot) was delivering sticks of dynamite as dutertes death squad have decided shooting is too boring and are determined to assassinate people en-masse in his tricycle,then fancied a ciggie and mistook the boxed explosives for a pack of marlboro and lit the fuse of a stick while trying to inhale



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    No that was a different incident... trying to find a link for you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    The bloke was a lighthouse keeper ?
    Correct


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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonH View Post
    Correct
    Haha... some brain cells still work.


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