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7th January 2017 #31
Clue #2......Cmon
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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7th January 2017 #32
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7th January 2017 #33
Picking his nasal hair out?Getting his wife to do the hard work so she was driving the tricycle?She was running alongside feeding him from a bowl?
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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7th January 2017 #34
It's much more simple than that
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7th January 2017 #35
Colouring his grey hair with very dark hair dye while he is driving
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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7th January 2017 #36
Was he asleep?
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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7th January 2017 #37
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7th January 2017 #38
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7th January 2017 #39
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7th January 2017 #40
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7th January 2017 #41
Ahhh, shaving with a cut throat razor
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7th January 2017 #42
You'll be so disappointed when you hear the answer
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7th January 2017 #43
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7th January 2017 #44
Thanks Michael
I'll think of something else when someone's guessed correctly
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7th January 2017 #45
OK...I know now..
He stopped his trike in the middle of the road..Got off...Pissed behind a post/tree/Jeep/House/ etc,had a good shake and then began again on his journey...All whilst texting his Girlfriend/Mistress etc.
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7th January 2017 #46
Only missing one vital element Fred
Feel embarrassed starting this now as the answer is going to be a big disappointment
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7th January 2017 #47
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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7th January 2017 #48
Admired the 2 big hairs protruding from the wart on his cheek?Tried to spread the couple of hairs that exist between his nose and top lip somthey did actually look like a moustache instead of a teenage boys first bum fluff?
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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7th January 2017 #49
..........Whilst texting his Mum/GF/Mistress?Wife or text mate and having the vulcanising guy repair his puncture in the middle of traffic whilst driver has a Ihi on Simons driver side wheel whilst the passengers ask him for refund..
There are 100`s of different scenario`s...100% we`ll get there in the end Simon.. Dont you worry!
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7th January 2017 #50
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Most men do it ?
He was lying on his back lighting his farts ?
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7th January 2017 #51
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7th January 2017 #52
Actually, partially correct Graham
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7th January 2017 #53
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7th January 2017 #54
Nope, he was lighting a fag. Told you you'd be disappointed.
Ok slightly easier one to work out......
A man leaves home for a night on the beer with his mates. Turns the lights out and locks the door, after several too many to stumbles home and goes to bed.
Wakes up in the morning and has a fry up whilst reading the daily paper, headlines say 300 people died in tragic circumstances.
Why
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7th January 2017 #55
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7th January 2017 #56
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The bloke was a lighthouse keeper ?
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7th January 2017 #57
Lighting a ciggie anticlimactic I was expecting something much more dramatic would have been better if he was drunk,had just had an argument with his boyfriend (yes he was a bayot) was delivering sticks of dynamite as dutertes death squad have decided shooting is too boring and are determined to assassinate people en-masse in his tricycle,then fancied a ciggie and mistook the boxed explosives for a pack of marlboro and lit the fuse of a stick while trying to inhale
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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7th January 2017 #58
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No that was a different incident... trying to find a link for you.
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