Apparently Hitler runs a pub

[Ako Si Jamie]

I wonder if customers are allowed to breathe?



http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/08/this-p...aring-4898633/

[Michael Parnham]

I must admit, I don't like to hear people swearing in public!

[Ako Si Jamie]

It's bemusing at what some business owners come up with.

I was on my way to get my hair cut some years ago and I'd been going regularly to the same barber for a while. One day I couldn't get in the door. The shop front had changed too and it wasn't possible to see inside. An intercom had been installed and after a few seconds I heard the barbers voice.

"Hi Jamie, how are you? Unfortunately we now only accept customers who are members"

"Err...............huh?"

"Yes, you will need to fill out an applic........."

Heard enough.

CRB check and three forms of I.D no doubt, just to get your mop chopped.