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    .... when you watch the Brit awards with your kids and you've never heard of any of them until the end when Tom Jones gets a lifetime achievement award, and they've never heard of him
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    It's true


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    ... to know when he decides to "cum" - without expiring.
    I haven't seen that emoticon before!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jamieXXXmaria View Post
    I haven't seen that emoticon before!
    Is he shining his shoes
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    When you finally realise that you can live to be 100 ..............


    ....... if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100


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    You bend ver and your pants fall down, and then you fart.

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
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    at the mo lads my arms are so aching stiff pains shooting over my bicepps, then just a dull ache, my be my age


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    [QUOTE=nigel;274922][FONT="Verdana"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][B]

    You bend ver and your pants fall down, and then you fart

    i dont need to bend over it just pops out


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