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    Smile Short Poem.

    Po.

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    Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!


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    It doesn't rhyme


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    There was a young man from Gockitt,

    he took out his wlly to wash it.

    His wife said Jack, you best put it back,

    or I'll stamp on that thing and squash it!

    (Well that rhymed!)


    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post


    There was a young man from Gockitt,

    he took out his wlly to wash it.

    His wife said Jack, you best put it back,

    or I'll stamp on that thing and squash it!

    (Well that rhymed!)

    That's more like it


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    "There is a young girl from Ealing, she claims to have no sexual feeling, a brave man named Boris, has touched her cli-toris, and now they are scraping her off the ceiling!"

    (Sorry I'm at it again!)

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Po.

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    Shouldn't that be Poe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    Shouldn't that be Poe.
    Edgar Allen


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sim11UK View Post
    Edgar Allen
    No, Edgar Alan.


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    No, Edgar Alan.
    Ooops! beg your pardon.


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