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    Three men married wives from different countries.

    The first man married a woman from China .He told her
    that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Italy .
    He gave his wife orders thatshe was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from England .
    He ordered her to keep
    the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
    The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


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    haha nice one. is that a joke or a true story?


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    Sadly True

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    uh oh nice one


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    Three men married wives from different countries.

    The first man married a woman from China .He told her
    that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Italy .
    He gave his wife orders thatshe was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from England .
    He ordered her to keep
    the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
    The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
    lol! what about the fourth guy married to a filipina? lol!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jam07 View Post
    lol! what about the fourth guy married to a filipina? lol!
    The fourth guy married the filipina because she insisted on doing all these things without being told !


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    Quote Originally Posted by jackson.alan46 View Post
    The fourth guy married the filipina because she insisted on doing all these things without being told !
    aw... thats sweet of you doc alan!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jackson.alan46 View Post
    The fourth guy married the filipina because she insisted on doing all these things without being told !
    that is what most british men think
    God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.


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    I prefer my one:

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