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    sex or food?

    hi guys

    i think of sex and my wife thinks of food?

    she has been here for a few weeks and when i think of her only one thought comes to mind?

    but my wifes first thought is what will we eat

    how will we cope?


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    I always ask my hubby what to cook for next day..... and the day after... bet he likes it....
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    You can get Strawberry Edible Body Paint in Ann Summers. A good compromise - you'll both end up with a smile on your face. Not sure you can cook it though. They also do Chocolate and Butterscotch. So we were told...
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    we have already been shopping there

    maybe a second visit on my next day off


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    [QUOTE=bornatbirth;129664]hi guys

    i think of sex and my wife thinks of food?

    I PREFER FOOD AS WELL


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    hi guys

    i think of sex and my wife thinks of food?

    she has been here for a few weeks and when i think of her only one thought comes to mind?

    but my wifes first thought is what will we eat

    how will we cope?
    Sounds like "Girlfriend/Lover" 3.2 has been corrupted and turned into "Wife"1.8
    do you still have the origional software? try rebooting
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    Quote Originally Posted by keithAngel View Post
    Sounds like "Girlfriend/Lover" 3.2 has been corrupted and turned into "Wife"1.8
    do you still have the origional software? try rebooting
    i reboot everyday but my software is worn out


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    i reboot everyday but my software is worn out
    Maybe you need to upgrade your norton and spybot


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    that's the hardest choice ever!!!! i'll go for sex... no... food... well, the missus/hubby can be the food.... oh what am i saying.... LOL... must be.... hmmmmm.....


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    How about a warm shake during coitus.............???


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    hi guys

    i think of sex and my wife thinks of food?

    she has been here for a few weeks and when i think of her only one thought comes to mind?

    but my wifes first thought is what will we eat

    how will we cope?

    Quote Originally Posted by Florge View Post
    that's the hardest choice ever!!!! i'll go for sex... no... food... well, the missus/hubby can be the food.... oh what am i saying.... LOL... must be.... hmmmmm.....
    You are so naughty! lol

    Eat in the bedroom my suggestion! lol... Melted chocolate with marshmallows, strawberries, whipcream etc... Set the mood in the bedroom with dim lights too hahahha.... Surely she will get the message lol...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel View Post
    You are so naughty! lol

    Eat in the bedroom my suggestion! lol... Melted chocolate with marshmallows, strawberries, whipcream etc... Set the mood in the bedroom with dim lights too hahahha.... Surely she will get the message lol...
    hmmmm naughty naughty


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    hi guys

    i think of sex and my wife thinks of food?

    she has been here for a few weeks and when i think of her only one thought comes to mind?

    but my wifes first thought is what will we eat

    how will we cope?
    i go for foods!coz its makes ur body to be strongu can't make ur body to be strong by sex!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ana_may365 View Post
    i go for foods!coz its makes ur body to be strongu can't make ur body to be strong by sex!
    Balut anyone? lol


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    food glorious food!mouth watering flavor...food of course, you can't survive without food but without sex of course you can! in just one round it will worned you out already lol
    Filipina a born survivor!


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    Quote Originally Posted by eljean View Post
    food glorious food!mouth watering flavor...food of course, you can't survive without food but without sex of course you can! in just one round it will worned you out already lol
    UR ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!SIS


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel View Post
    Balut anyone? lol
    what about Durian?


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    How about Viagra?
    Filipina a born survivor!


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    Celibacy is fine,but I just ate a KFC and a can of coke,food for me any day of the week


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    No to SEX SEX SEX.
    FOOD FIRST PLEASE


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    Quote Originally Posted by eljean View Post
    How about Viagra?
    You can put it in your tea, so the dunking biscuits don't go soft..........


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    when i took viagra,it got stuck in my throat i had a stiff neck for weeks

    im going to ann summers today


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    Talking

    for both of us it is sex everytime mind u we are not married yet and its surprising what happens if u been apart for 6 months roll on may 23rd


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    2 out of 20 prefers FOOD!!!! ????????????


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    You can put it in your tea, so the dunking biscuits don't go soft..........

    Hahahahahahahahahahahah, right on mate
    Got one stuck in me throat!Had a stiff neck all day
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    Sex with the wife. I am not that perverted.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    2 out of 20 prefers FOOD!!!! ????????????
    Come On fellas, we need to keep our wives happy

    Is it "No sex please, we're British" or "Hmmmm baby, you look SO GOOD"


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    Quote Originally Posted by aposhark View Post
    "Hmmmm baby, you look SO GOOD"
    Good enough to eat.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by aposhark View Post
    Come On fellas, we need to keep our wives happy

    Is it "No sex please, we're British" or "Hmmmm baby, you look SO GOOD"


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    Good enough to eat.....
    kinky mod?


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