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    joke

    Noon:Pag maganda ligawan mo agad
    ngayon:pag maganda,titigan mo muna mabuti baka bakla.

    -Bebe Gandanghari-


    Noon: konti lang ang lalaking gwapo,
    ngayon, konting gwapo langang tunay na lalaki.


    -Raymond Gutierez-

    Noon: pag gwapo babaero,
    ngayon, pati mga pangit babaero na rin!


    -Manny Pacquiao.


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    hehehe.crush ko pa naman si rustom noun
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Quote Originally Posted by nids123 View Post

    Noon: pag gwapo babaero,
    ngayon, pati mga pangit babaero na rin!


    -Manny Pacquiao.

    pogi na din yon,pogi na bulsa eh


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    Quote Originally Posted by nids123 View Post
    Noon:Pag maganda ligawan mo agad
    ngayon:pag maganda,titigan mo muna mabuti baka bakla.

    -Bebe Gandanghari-


    Noon: konti lang ang lalaking gwapo,
    ngayon, konting gwapo langang tunay na lalaki.


    -Raymond Gutierez-

    Noon: pag gwapo babaero,
    ngayon, pati mga pangit babaero na rin!


    -Manny Pacquiao.

    hey, you make my husband laff
    i translate it to him
    tenk u
    "Praise be to the LORD, for he showed his wonderful love to me when I was in a besieged city"...
    (Psalm 31:21)


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    Quote Originally Posted by nids123 View Post
    Noon:Pag maganda ligawan mo agad
    ngayon:pag maganda,titigan mo muna mabuti baka bakla.

    -Bebe Gandanghari-
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    hehehe.crush ko pa naman si rustom noun

    pangit na bakla lol/// parang drag queen ano? hahahaha... nanood ako The buzz sa youtube, hehe kinakahiya sya ng ibang baklang celebrity, di daw kagalanggalang lol

    Quote Originally Posted by nids123 View Post
    Noon: pag gwapo babaero,
    ngayon, pati mga pangit babaero na rin!
    -Manny Pacquiao.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.JMajor View Post
    pogi na din yon,pogi na bulsa eh

    pwede!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    hehehe.crush ko pa naman si rustom noun
    sayang noh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel View Post
    pangit na bakla lol/// parang drag queen ano? hahahaha... nanood ako The buzz sa youtube, hehe kinakahiya sya ng ibang baklang celebrity, di daw kagalanggalang lol
    oo nga eh kinahihihiya siya ng mga kapwa nya bading kasi sobrang lalad eh





    pwede!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Broken Hearted View Post
    hey, you make my husband laff
    i translate it to him
    tenk u
    thank you broken hearted me too ikeep loughing evrytime i read this joke hehehehe


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    crush ko nga din si Rustom noon...

    ngayon mas sexy pa siya sa akin...


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    Quote Originally Posted by nids123 View Post
    Noon:Pag maganda ligawan mo agad
    ngayon:pag maganda,titigan mo muna mabuti baka bakla.

    -Bebe Gandanghari-


    Noon: konti lang ang lalaking gwapo,
    ngayon, konting gwapo langang tunay na lalaki.


    -Raymond Gutierez-

    Noon: pag gwapo babaero,
    ngayon, pati mga pangit babaero na rin!


    -Manny Pacquiao.

    Funny!....
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    You're mean to Manny nids123 atleast his wife thinks he is handsome


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    Noon, pag may sumigaw ng MAY HAPON (jAPANESE) DUMARATING !!!
    Nagtatago mga tao lalo na ang mga babae
    Ngayon pag sumigaw na "may Hapon" o may nakitang hapon,
    Naglalabasan ang mga tao, nag-iisip, hmmm madatungs yan


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Noon, pag may sumigaw ng MAY HAPON (jAPANESE) DUMARATING !!!
    Nagtatago mga tao lalo na ang mga babae
    Ngayon pag sumigaw na "may Hapon" o may nakitang hapon,
    Naglalabasan ang mga tao, nag-iisip, hmmm madatungs yan
    It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thejarvs View Post
    You're mean to Manny nids123 atleast his wife thinks he is handsome
    It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Noon, pag may sumigaw ng MAY HAPON (jAPANESE) DUMARATING !!!
    Nagtatago mga tao lalo na ang mga babae
    Ngayon pag sumigaw na "may Hapon" o may nakitang hapon,
    Naglalabasan ang mga tao, nag-iisip, hmmm madatungs yan
    Friendship,sumesegunda kna kay nigel lol (trying to be second runner up to nigel as joker )

    "may haponnnnn" "oiiiii yennn yan"


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    Quote Originally Posted by tiN View Post
    hahaha right


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    Quote Originally Posted by thejarvs View Post
    You're mean to Manny nids123 atleast his wife thinks he is handsome
    hahaha right joke!joke!


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    Quote Originally Posted by vrn View Post
    crush ko nga din si Rustom noon...

    ngayon mas sexy pa siya sa akin...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    hehehe.crush ko pa naman si rustom noun
    Same here sabi ko swerte ni Carmina now she looks like Carmina
    tiger tigress

    ♥♥♥♥Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, While loving someone deeply gives you courage♥♥♥♥.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.JMajor View Post
    Friendship,sumesegunda kna kay nigel lol (trying to be second runner up to nigel as joker )

    "may haponnnnn" "oiiiii yennn yan"
    That was my Mom said, that during the 2nd world war, and they heard somebody saying " Japanese are coming"!!!! They hide themselves, sometimes they hide from undergrounds.
    But today's generation is different, if women heard that there's Japanese coming, they pop up and said wow! Japanese, YEN!!! , generous!!!

    Why nga ba Japanese tagged as one of the generous people on earth?


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    Quote Originally Posted by nids123 View Post
    sayang noh
    as in I was looking forward of meeting him in person but now I know why God didn`t let me
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    That was my Mom said, that during the 2nd world war, and they heard somebody saying " Japanese are coming"!!!! They hide themselves, sometimes they hide from undergrounds.
    But today's generation is different, if women heard that there's Japanese coming, they pop up and said wow! Japanese, YEN!!! , generous!!!

    Why nga ba Japanese tagged as one of the generous people on earth?
    kasi mahal na ang Lapad T penny
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger@tigress View Post
    Same here sabi ko swerte ni Carmina now she looks like Carmina
    Maybe that's the reason why he end up as gay coz he wants to look like his ex wife. Lolz.


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