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Blood!!!!
I was preparing my dinner - baguette with cream cheese - when my knife slipped and went half way through my finger (Index - left hand.)
I am currently bleeding profusely and have no medication to stop my loss of blood.
If anyone knows how I can stop bleeding to death, it is spurting out like a good un - please reply quickly before it is too late!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al (typing with only the left hand - hoping to be alive tomos.)Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
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where is hannah to put some bandage on it
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7th March 2009 #3
Prof Al, why dont u put Betadine(Povidone-Iodine)? it will help stops bleeding and heal properly..
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ha ha ha, boss that is a bit OTT
Live your life for a reason and don't worry be happy
if you don't know where you are going then any road will do!!
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That made me laugh out loud! I like that one although probably not so helpful for Al.
Hey Al, wrap it up snuggly and tie tightly, just below the wound and elevate you finger higher than your heart whilst lying down. Do remember to lossen the ligature after a few mins otherwise eventually you will end up with something quite black. Hope your cut is not so bad.Be responsible with little so that you can be trusted with much!!
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Well at least it would make a change from your big red chopper!!!!!!!
Live your life for a reason and don't worry be happy
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Thanks for all your advice guys. It is now a beautiful sunny morning in Mandaue City and I am STILL ALIVE!!!!
Hanna arrived late last night, swam through the blood and found me.
She proceeded to clean said wound and then dress it (It looks bloody silly with a dress on) using BETADINE as suggested.
She then told me that her patient had died today!!!!!!
I quickly checked the BETADINE just in case she had swapped labels with a bottle of anthrax!!!
This is the same finger whose nail I lost several weeks ago - remember?
It must be the unlucky part of my body.
What is the unlucky part of YOUR body? I await your replies with tears flooding my cheeks as, in keeping with the manager's plan, Oldham once again lose at home to a Colchester goal that was clearly 85 yards offside.
Al.Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
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8th March 2009 #18
Sorry to be so tardy Al but I had guessed you had heard of "fluid replacment" and if it happens again just sit in the bar with your hand up and replace the lost blood with the stream of S.Migs that will arrrive
P,S the "u"s my home team are clearly regaining their former glory thanks for the heads up!!Absit invidia
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Kimmi....Have you wet the bed?
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8th March 2009 #26Absit invidia
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LATEST!!!
Changed the dressing last night (now full length with pink sequins)
Took off the old dressing, looked at my injured digit - and collapsed!! (almost.)
It looks to me as if it is turning sceptical. Colour is black, with a tinge of navy blue and just a hint of vermillion.
The site of the near fatal wound is still quite tender, like a good T-Bone steak, yet the periphery (spelling?) of said 'battlefield' is allbut neutral nervously.
I am actually thinking of suing McDonalds, for, as I was cutting aforementioned baguette with aforementioned knife, I was contemplating buying my dinner from aforementioned gourmet palace.
However, as I don't like driving in the dark here, I decided against said idea.
Now, the question is, could I successfully take said prime culinary outpost to court, on the premise that the reason I decided not to go there was because they are situated too far away from my hovel of residence for me to walk?
Any straw grasping welcome!
(Trying ANYTHING to get dosh for Hanna's visa!! )
Live long and prosper,
Al.Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
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9th March 2009 #29
HI Prof Alan, reading your posts made me laugh as usual. You're so funny. Is this a way of relieving yourself bec you can't bring Hanna to the UK? Why is it that she finds if difficult? I thought applying for a spouse visa has a slim chance to be denied rather than the fiancee/fiance visa. Hope you can bring Hanna to the UK one day soon.
Give my regards to Hanna.
God Bless and may your injured finger be healed soon.
Cheers Prof" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
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